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oatmeal:

More comics here.
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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd
d0nn0 my-tenth-doctor
Have you ever been so mad you ripped your own arm off?

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0ver-doze:

omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

My cat grooms me. What does that mean?

It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help
kingjrific my-tenth-doctor
awkwardly-a-turtle

familyfriendlyurl:

when u take a cookie without askin mama

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gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

ideas for new pet names for people

  • my little burrowing owl
  • favoured one
  • my beloved
  • squishy friend
  • mushroom
  • kookaburrah
  • splendid armadillo
  • perfect arrangement of cells and proteins
  • what evolution was aiming for
  • cuddly wuddly sheep
  • dave

reminder that I actually 100% call my friends things like these on a regular basis. Also random combinations of words like “cookie face” and “snuggle being”

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