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alegorys:

This is my favorite picture of Drake.
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escapedgoat:

xxvalleygirlxx:

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

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When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

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deebott:

queenofbeerss:

This dress makes me want to die

Fuck me alive
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klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!
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fantasticallyweirdshit:

Single serving Comunion

jesus 2 go 

prepackaged and processed for your sins 
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hotwinger:

hotwinger:

An apple a day does NOT keep the doctor away. I put an apple in my body EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. And EVERY SINGLE DAY, it results in a trip to the hospital. Explain to me how that makes sense!

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  • Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?
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Stages Of Starting A New Show On Netflix

lil-ass-kickerr:

The Initial Discovery Of The Show

In A State Of Pure Bliss As You Breeze Through The First Season

Realizing That All You Have Been Doing Is Watching The Show

You Are Three Seasons In Within A Single Week

You Know You Are Too Far Gone

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